Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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