i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So vagazzling was a success
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