That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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