is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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