it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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