I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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