Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
