I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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