She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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