the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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