he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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