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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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