thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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