i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
ttyl tear gas
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
why is half of my head shaved?
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