Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
the raccoons are back...
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