We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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