I seem to have left my pride at pride
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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