In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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