There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You have to summon your inner elephant
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just puked most of my soul out..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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