Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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