Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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