i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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