Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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