so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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