I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
