you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she smelled like a LAN party
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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