what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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