How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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