Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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