Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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