His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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