Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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