I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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