I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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