? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dick very happy bro
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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