Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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