used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
