Me. At least after what I've been through.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
