how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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