We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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