I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
