i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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