its not stalking. its research.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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