Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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