I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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