I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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