Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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