South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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