I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
