I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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