im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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