You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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