two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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