Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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