i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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