Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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